百川作为Supreme情报网名人堂的创栏人物,平时也是一名鞋头,最兴奋的事情莫过于买到一双自己喜欢的原价鞋,

如何变得快乐?

买更多的鞋。。

可事与愿违,Nike的坑爹程度,大家有目共睹,手机的短信里估计有成山的“陪跑”提示,

除了砸掉电脑、烧掉它,最后饮弹自尽之外,

还会去网上查一查,找人排解,

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在这里准备好啦,点击播放。

歌词

Fxxk Nike, that’s what Supreme taught me

**耐克,这是Supreme教我的真理

Who designed this app was probably brain fxxked and got herpes

编这软件的人估计是脑袋撞墙得了花柳

No clue how the fxxk I can’t pay my money

真特么不知道为啥老子中了鞋还付不了款

It’s true a pair of fxxking Presto won’t get me the pussies

行,一双Presto没了没什么

But, why would you do that in every fxxking release

但您每次发售都他妈有这种事发生

If you can’t afford the volume buy some better servers, please

如果流量承载不了,您就不能买个好点儿的服务器?

Plus, we never knew who the fxxk got opportunities

另外抽奖过程根本就不公开

So bitch please would you show us some real fxxking sincerity

您能来点儿带诚意的销售吗

Every time we log onto the app

每次咱们一登录app

You said sorry my ass

就特么说“对不起老子连接错误”

I just fxxking snapped

老子真是火冒三丈

What do you mean 3 years I ain’t got one Space Jam

连续抽了三年,一双大灌篮都没见着

Come on I heard a guy who got 5 AJs in a row

哦这可真特么邪门,我听说有个人连中5双AJ联名

If that’s some random luck well that’s way too fxxking dope

这要真是偶然的,那这哥们也太特么牛逼了

Your sales ain’t transparent

贩卖不透明

Don’t blame my swearing

别怪老子骂人

Cuz I got 5 girls pregnant

对,老子是穷逼,有五个大肚子妞要养

And 10 fxxking sick parents

还有十个老人家要服侍,简称“The Ten”

So Nike Sneakers, you are fxxking deleted

所以,老子今天要删了你丫这垃圾软件

I won’t ever buy another pair of your shoes cuz bitch you fxxking cheated

另外以后再也不买您的鞋子了你个口嗨骗子

Marketing is fine, but your profit’s already completed

营销可以,但钱你早都赚足了

Why would you still deceive now please suck my penis

怎么还要欺骗我们感情?送您吃一只又大又粗的28

And to all the brainless resellers I hope you die in your basement

然后那些几千个手机的狗贩子,我真希望您暴毙在地下室

Next time I’ll be in your house like PG your wife swallowing my semen

下次出新鞋时您回家会发现我正在吃您的饺子

xxxx Nike

xxxx Offwhite

xxxx everybody who’s got the shoes hehe

I’m just kidding, you know I love you.

进入2018年后像是打了鸡血喝了过期红牛,进入了自己的“高产”阶段,我想大家的认可和鼓励就是他的最大动力啦。

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Supreme情报网虽然人微言轻,但是十分乐意为各位服饰/设计/音乐/电影/涂鸦等等街头艺术爱好者发声。如果有需要请随时在下方添加二维码联系我,请记住,坚持自己的爱好努力,总有一天会发光发亮,么么哒!

延伸阅读,Supreme情报网名人堂第一弹:

《我为Supreme写了首歌!》